Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Weird Essay Titles (W.E.T.)

#104
26th July

Walao... Today my English teacher want us to write an essay, not the guided writing, but teacher gives titles for us and we can write it without any locked notes and blocked minds... But, the titles are weird, even weirder than your mind, so I am...

These are the titles:
1) My girlfriend snatched away my new handphone.
2) I got a skirt for Christmas present.
3) My clock started moving backwards yesterday.
4) Bungee jumping? No way!
5) Don't call me clever, although I am.
6) My mother called a chrysanthemum a rose.
7) A disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing.
8) I have nothing to write about.
9) It fell from the sky...

OMG WTH!!! WHAT ARE THESE FOOLISH AND SILLY TITLES!!!

The first and second title I think is OK, the third one got a little bit going crazy. Um... The fourth one might be OK too, the fifth one is a little bit annoying. And... The sixth title... is DAMN FOOLISH PLUS SILLY... The seventh title is really disturbing. The eighth title is just a crap and the ninth title... Is imaginative...

So, I choose the eighth title, just write craps only, I want to let teacher know that I actually like crapping XD

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